Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed

This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black's "if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

It doesn't make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn't have the context to know if that's the right explanation, so while you're driving to work and going about your day it's still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.

As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet

One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.

I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.

Yeah unfortunately this post just makes me angry. That litter box is fucking disgusting.

You'd think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.

Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it

This one is acceptable for cross posting actually

Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.

CHALLENGE PISSING

If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

I believe he's spreading it

“Purrfection”

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people calling the police together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.