That took me a few beats to get.

Sennheiser or Audio Technica, baby!

Not sure why you're saying that but my first thought was that Seinfeld episode where Elaine's medical history follows her all over town with a note about her being a difficult patient.

Why should you look in that envelope? What could they possibly put in that envelope? If it's a serious diagnosis or poor prognosis then they would tell you upfront about it. That's standard practice for all physicians.

I had a coworker who came in with a headache. Our receiving dock manager overheard and gave her what my coworker thought was a couple aspirin. Turns out the manager gave her a pair of Vicodin tabs without telling her. Needless to say, she wasn't doing anything for most of her shift and the receiving manager was kindly told to GTFO.

I take Xanax but only for very specific things with a limit time period. Notably for visits to the dentist. Turns out dentists don't like it when you cry uncontrollably and getting therapy takes too long when you need a root canal. So two Xanax for the visit and for no other time for me.

Lucky. In my country that's on the restricted foods list. It's hard to find a doctor to prescribe it.