why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole

Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.

You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.

Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.

Shaving? Just use nair.

warning: you may not want to read this, it's an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it's profanely hilarious.

you were warned.

Who wants a hairy chocolate starfish? Not I.

whats so fun about shaving your butthole

Nothing, that's why I epilate my butteye.

Shave?

That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.

Order a bidet attachment for your toilet, wash your fucking ass!

all good til it starts to grow back

have you considered just washing your ass?

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I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.

water.

...oh, you...