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[–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Fuuuucked, with a kniiiiifeee

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No cock like horse cock...

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    Looks like I'll die deep underwater, where noone can hear you scream.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Paint it black? OH, forced black face. Shit.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Black Dahlia Murder’s Raped in Hatred by Vines of Thorn is sticking out in my head. No thanks.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Wenches and Mead - Alestorm

    Yeah, I can die that way.

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    Dethklok.

    Which means it will be Brütal!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I just listened to The disappearance of Hatsune Miku, so I guess I'm going to win a rap battle and then commit suicide?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh shit.

    I was listening to the Star Wars soundtrack.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't know what the songs were about, it was just Russian Lo-Fi. So.... murdered by chill eastern europeans?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Slayer - Angel of Death, looks like I'm getting transported back to the 1940s

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Bloodbath’s eaten enters the chat

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  • Obituary - The End Complete

    Is it coincidental that I feel like I'm rotting on the inside?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Skinless - Pool of Stool

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    RHCP Dani California

    I don't know the implications but I'm here for It

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Loved to death...? That doesn't sound so bad.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Colorful aura by Stone Rebel

    I guess at least it will be at least pretty

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    3005? I don't understand...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I die while escaping from the city...

    I was just rolling around at the speed of sound and now here I am in Limbo

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Time for an evisceration plague: https://youtu.be/LhMuQ8JBBXo

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Evisceration Plague feels like one of the better options if you're not like... At home with family and friends or something.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Do you love me now that I can dance. Well it's going to be interesting tale to take to the afterlife.

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    Rabbit junk - Neurodivergent. Checks out.

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    Wolf Totem by The Hu - I have no idea but it'll be badass.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago*

    Sweet lies, sour truths :/

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