I'd imagine this would have the same success rate as going to a bar and acting like you don't know how to play pool.

Rinse/repeat with football, car maintenance, video games, etc. and she'll never have a problem again.

What is the equivalent for men? Asking for a friend

The unfortunate reality is that playing dumb is a strategy that works for a surprising number of situations, because it makes you look less threatening and more approachable. Plus, I think there is this primal need for men, especially smart men, to teach others about things they know, it gets annoying sometimes, but I like to indulge in it because it makes them happy.

Now, won't some big, strong men who are really, really good at tech show little ol' me how to use this Lemonworld website? 🥺

you're more likely to get the May i help you riff.

Lady look tall, brain no work anymore.

Absolutely

Lol, I wouldn't just randomly approach a confused looking woman at a store. I'd probably point a sales person in her direction more than anything.

"Sweet Child o' Mine" plays gently in the background

Yes, but where will she find someone who can take care of themselves?