Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.

I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people's brains, so... I can't be that sure.

✨michael jackson✨

Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *

I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that's enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?

Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.

Is this a warning or a manual?

1: weird manual

2: ?????

3:

They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives

Orgies, veganism and 8 hours of sleep. Noted.

Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner's or the Time Cube?

Remember kids: always pay for sex

I… have sooo many questions…

Lmao, this is high quality shit posting

This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.

Sounds like my kinda party.

Which religion is this

There's so much to unpack here, impressive.

What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?

This would be better in the form of a song titled "more sex more problem" set to tune of MO money MO problems.

Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

Wow

More problem, REINCARNATION