But he had harsh words for all of his colleagues, on both sides of the aisle, whom he accused of “act[ing] like they’re in ivory towers with white pointy hats and they’re untouchable.”
So spill the fucking beans! That's true scorched earth.
But he had harsh words for all of his colleagues, on both sides of the aisle, whom he accused of “act[ing] like they’re in ivory towers with white pointy hats and they’re untouchable.”
So spill the fucking beans! That's true scorched earth.
If he wants to take down other Republicans with him when he goes down in flames, I'll happily pop some popcorn and watch.
He's so toxic, and has been since he stepped into office I'm wondering what he might possibly know?
Who would confide in the confidence man?
Yeah, everyone knew his deal before he was sworn in. Nobody is telling him anything. Maybe he heard some rumors. More likely, he’s just talking shit about what most of us assume is going on. That’s how con men operate. They tell lies that are easy to believe and that you want to believe.
He doesn't know anything. The only thing that keeps him there are the razor thin margins in the house.
You know how annoying republicans get about drag shows?
It’s recently occurred to me as to why. The only drag queen they know is George Santos.
Please, Devolder is a minor drag baroness at best. An unlanded one.
What do you mean?
Huh. And this is the man who won three MacArthur Genius Grants too.
I've been trying to figure out where I've seen him before, and I just realized it's in the middle of the Funhouse Pinball table.

That is my all-time favorite table.
Pinball nerd?
Not so much, but I grew up in a town with a couple of really good arcades. Also, there is a pinball arcade in this town now with like 30-40 tables and you can play as much as you want for $10 on Friday and Saturday nights. A lot of them are new, which are less fun, but they have some good classics too.
I don't know what it was about Funhouse, but it just really appealed to me. I got very good at it. I almost always got a free game. I could play it for an hour before I got too tired and had to give it over to someone else.
Me either. I’ve played a handful as a little kid with mom’s quarters. I had never heard it called a “table”. It’s cool and I like it. Figured you were in the know.
Oh, no, actually I used to work at one of the arcades when I was 19 or 20 (awful job) and that's what they called them.
I’m calling them that now.
And you'd be accurate too!
Table is definitely the common nomenclature when referring to different pinball machines.
Like if you said "I'm really digging this Medieval Madness table right now" anyone familiar enough with pinball machines would know exactly what you mean ;)
When it comes to calling the Republicans who have protected him out of weak self-interest for so long cowards, criminals and hypocrites, he's got a point..

Why is the first man to start a farm and homestead on Mars so upset?
Wait, I thought he invented Post-Its?
Wasn't it the fast burning cigarette?
"Ivory towers with white pointy hats"?
Well. I do suspect a lot of the Republicans feel quite comfortable in white pointy hats.
Maybe they can try persuading the 31 Dems that voted against his expulsion the last time.
You mean the individuals waiting for the report referenced? I don't think they're going to need convincing nearly as much as you need to pay attention.
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