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[–] 117 points 3 years ago (5 children)

Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It's bad enough on reddit.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming 'the backbone of the internet'.

    Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!

    Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.

    I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!

    The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜

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  • [–] 76 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Why is masturbate and sex censored?

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    [–] 41 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'm so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.

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    It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.

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    [–] 21 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    "Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you'll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You'll NEVER make the same mistake again.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    I last too long for most normally. I've even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs

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    [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    I'm a dude but I've read experiences from some women online that they're actually perfectly fine with men blowing their first load quickly, some even considered it flattering. After all you can go for a second round relatively quickly and what I've heard most women are fine with that so maybe doing everything to last longer right off the bat might not be the best thing.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Pro tip: don't pee before sex to last longer

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Only because my GF won't get me off first.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Jokes on you, I'm in antidepressants!

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