Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It's bad enough on reddit.
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Why is masturbate and sex censored?
Whoever did it most likely intended to make money from posting it and they can't without censoring it. At least that's been the general consensus every time I see this asked and answered and your other choice is the snowflake bloke.
The bigger question is why are the censored so badly?
I've found that people just do that because they think it's necessary, even on social media where people don't generally really give a shit about swear and sex words.
I'm so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.
I got offended by the censor.
You mean c*nsor
It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.
"Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"
The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.
Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.
Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.
I last too long for most normally. I've even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs
I'm a dude but I've read experiences from some women online that they're actually perfectly fine with men blowing their first load quickly, some even considered it flattering. After all you can go for a second round relatively quickly and what I've heard most women are fine with that so maybe doing everything to last longer right off the bat might not be the best thing.
Pro tip: don't pee before sex to last longer
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