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[–] 38 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Type in poo to cancel it out

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    What's with the dim purple lighting? So ominous.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Who says this is in a kitchen?

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    Who said anything about a kitchen?

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    You guys don't have black lights in your kitchens?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You guys only use stoves in a kitchen?

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This picture isn't very clear, but I saw this similar coffee machine:

    (if you can't read it, the display says "poo")

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Just drink some pee and it'll turn off. Glug glug here comes the pee pee train.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    It's giving you instructions on how to baste your turkey

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    [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    It wants to be let outside.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    It's Lemon party time!

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Theyre coming

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    The pee drawer kid now has a pee oven

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    You stick your Johnson into the oven, start to piss on the racks then slam the door shut.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    I have this exact model. It's a marquee message. It's the start of Peek-a-boo-urns.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Physical Education Extreme

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Looks like a Samsung oven too, which are prone to all kinds of errors and malfunctions.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Nah, that's not Samsung, that's generic GE/Whirlpool/whatever.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe you're right we have a Samsung oven but a GE microwave. I just know the buttons resemble one of them and that our oven started throwing error codes about a year after we got it.

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