First time I shit my pants as an adult was after drinking a super sized chocolate shake from McDonald's.

"I am lactose intolerant, but $2 is $2"

why sonic selling milkshakes. i thought he was a hedged hog

My biggest issue with sonic shakes is that they never put enough milk in them so it’s like trying to suck a brick through a straw. Lol

Sure but you're sleeping on the couch tonight and I'm putting a plastic sheet on it this time.

I think this is one of the first Astroturf posts I've seen on Lemmy

Just ask for vegan shakes, easy

You can't afford not to

Real

I always wonder, do these people just don't know that lactase pills exist? Or is this just a case of "this food is so cheap that I can afford the lactase pills that I need to actually consume it without shitting my pants"?