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[–] 111 points 2 years ago (5 children)

So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

    I am not quite sure I know what you mean

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

    What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

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    [–] 104 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why's my g-spot up my ass?

    God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

    Just sayin

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I'd like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can't tell you how often this ends old people's lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

    This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "I thought it would be funny."

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    That's a weird sign. If it's made by a church or other religous group, you'd think they wouldn't phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn't exist, but of course an atheist wouldn't be making signs talking about god either.

    So, is this "Business Alpha Nottingham" some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn't work fyi.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    If they are sure they aren't in a simulation.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    https://www.methodistevangelicals.org.uk/Articles/523293/The_Business_of.aspx

    "One of the most exciting points for me has been was when a 40 year old man gave his life to Jesus on the Alpha Awayday and was then healed of a 25 year condition plus an injured ankle."

    Was he healed and then given an injured ankle?

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