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After the bodies in your basement decompose, don't forget to move the skeletons to your closet.
What's with the cringe meme in the background? "Injured thousands of people with vaccines"?
Is that how you can get away with murder? Dress up in a costume when transporting body, if people ask, say it is for a halloween prank
Happened at least once sometime within the last decade, a dead body hanging from a tree in October, took at least a week for people to realize it wasn't just a spooky decoration 😳
I think there was a Simpsons joke similar to this on their Sublemmy a few days ago with the mafia dumping "yard trimmings'
I actually have an actual human skeleton under my bed right now. Seriously not joking.
Why are you hiding under your bed?
Just sleep on the bed like a normal person.
(jk - false/sarcastic gatekeeping for comedic purposes, do whatever floats you goat skeleton)
Why? Shouldn't they be standing upright in the corner of whatever room one enters when they come through your front door??
The dead bodies in the basement won't stop dancing (kinda lewdly at that).
I won't have that displayed to the public, this is a respectable household.
I'll just have to source a local rich person instead, they are always in stock lately.
This is a message Demented are Go could really get behind.
We were supposed to keep them in the basement?? That would have been SO much easier ha ha!
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