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[–] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    you misunderstand. a Skeloton is a spooky stationary bike that steals your data, but it's very expensive. You could buy a knockoff skelaton, but it's more economical, privacy-protecting, and environmentally friendly to just use a dead body you already have lying around.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    After the bodies in your basement decompose, don't forget to move the skeletons to your closet.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    What's this subliminal antivax meme shit going on in the skeleton image?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What's with the cringe meme in the background? "Injured thousands of people with vaccines"?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Yeah, like I'm busting up the concrete again.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Is that how you can get away with murder? Dress up in a costume when transporting body, if people ask, say it is for a halloween prank

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I actually have an actual human skeleton under my bed right now. Seriously not joking.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago*

    The dead bodies in the basement won't stop dancing (kinda lewdly at that).

    I won't have that displayed to the public, this is a respectable household.

    I'll just have to source a local rich person instead, they are always in stock lately.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    This is a message Demented are Go could really get behind.

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  • [–] -3 points 10 months ago

    We were supposed to keep them in the basement?? That would have been SO much easier ha ha!

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