Mario crawls into bed wearing overalls he wore during a full day of plumping and killing.

He also sleeps in children’s bedsheets.

It's the second most dangerous game. Behold:

Just like the pullout game it has a bad risk reward ratio but at the moment feels incredibly tempting

What about just the tip?

this is a real xtreme sport

This is why I keep my phone in a spot for me to physically get up to turn off the alarm so that morning me can't just "rest your eyes"

My stupid company doesn't give me separate types of leave. I get one type of leave that I have to use for both and so really, I basically only have sick leave because no way do I earn enough to actually afford using it for an actual vacation.