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[–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I need a Guinan action figure

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Yeah! I just navigated that ethical dilemma with nuance while making sure to respect the dignity of everyone involved!"

    "Hell yeah bro! This brings us one step closer to ending the senseless conflict that has plagued this playset for countless generations!"

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Klingon diplomat: “Thank you, Picard, for helping us solve our disagreement”

    Picard: “I win!!”

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Now I want a Barclay doll, THANKS.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    It's already 12 bucks per Barkley, that was quick!

    Edit: there's another offer scrolling down for 9 bucks.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Inflation man, I remember when you could get 3 Barclays for a dollar. We use to ride our bikes to the corner store and make fun of the people who bought Duras

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    "So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the Ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of Barclay on 'em. 'Give me five Barclays for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we?"

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I might actually buy and play with TNG action figures and playsets.

    Playmates? Make it so.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    That's the future liberals want for our kids!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    What the heck how do I not own these already. Who do I give my money to?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    "I just serve him warm milk."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I swear, that Transfomers kid makes the same expression in every commercial he's in. Didn't anyone warn him about being typecast?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    My God. I think I have that Barclay doll somewhere. I haven't thought about that in decades...0_0

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