When you're asked if you prefer x11 or Wayland, but you like titties.

My wife complains about not being able to hear the TV over the teletype, but I keep telling her it's the only way to get the true user experience.

Also, I've got like 9 of them. So that's 9 times better.

Headless + ssh

I'm more of a fbdev guy.

Bash bash tty tty, bash-n-tty

Just use Wayland with XWayland

Noob, I teared a hole in the fabric of reality and plugged it into my head. I interface with my thoughts and the results are read to me by voices in my head.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Display_server#List_of_windowing_systems

XWayland

I use wsl just to log in and run update/upgrade whenever I get the itch.

Anyone remember the rackspace raids in mid-00s? I called and explained to them our ircd operator was in iraq and got services set back up.

You don't have to decide between riding a car or riding a bicycle to work

black guy thinking meme

when all you use are your feet

The best way to interact with a Linux machine is ssh through powershell. Hate me all you want, but it's kinda a self-own to imply that savvy Linux users don't bother with the desktop.