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20 November 2023 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/cyanideandhappiness@lemm.ee
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[–] 63 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Don’t give them ideas.

Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. You are to raise the money for the required medical procedure by slave work for the next 75 years.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean, they can't really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn't you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    torture?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    *Points at Geneva Conventions.

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    • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Possibly dark question.

    So if you kill yourself, your family has to pay for your funeral.

    But if the city/state/country kills you, free burial?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If your body goes unclaimed then it's up to whatever local entity to dispose of it. Most places cremate.

    If you want to watch a dark documentary about how dead people without a next of kin are handled. => https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342180/

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Not for research? Like testing for car crashes?

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    • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    There's also free sex.

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