Graboids

How is kitchen formed?

If it's in the US ... it's probably Tylenol

Sewerage explosion imminent.

Daddy where do sheds come from?

Well, son.......

Telltale ❤️

The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

Tremors

Spiciest pillow

This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

Did anyone any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

Mole people

Men will literally fuck anything

I think my house is pregernet??

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.

That's a water leak.

It's water is going to break any day now.

Probably capitalism.

When earth and water love each other very much...

Have you checked if your home was built on an ancient burial ground?

Poke it.

Whale

War of the Worlds.

Is that your mom's kitchen.

Clearly a sandstorm in search of spice

Obese relative locked up in the cellar?

Preganté