True dat

... Only a free month? After cleaning up brains? I hope there was also some pay for therapy.

Not sure what that has to do with the police, but they should have recommended a company to to help with cleanup at least.

Sorry, but cleaning up a suicide isn't the job of the police, or even EMT beyond a certain point. This is why crime scene cleaning companies exist.

That's "compliment." @SpaceNoodle was subtly criticizing the misspelling.

Condiment as in "Hey nice guns." Not saucing them.

The word/homonym spelling you want in this case is 'compliment'.

Only if OP's note is supposed to be accurate.

Rio Rancho officers talk with Cardana about the firearms inside the home.

“You’re a firearms guy?” an officer asked.

“Oh, yeah,” Cardana said.

“Nice,” the officer said.

“They’re loaded. They’re ready to go,” Cardana said.

“We don’t need to see them,” the officer said. “There’s one probably right there in that case. And I see another one over there.”

The officer continued saying, “I like folks that have guns,” since he is a gun owner himself. As the officers begin to say their goodbyes to Cardana and Fannell, she begs them to stay at the home.

You cannot make this stuff up.