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[–] 127 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Someone let him know he can go ahead and do that as soon as he gets elected MP, gains the confidence of the house and is selected as PM and then requests the dissolution from Charles.

There are fuckung rules. Get this American nonsense out

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Hey hey. We don't claim him. He's South African.

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  • [–] 56 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I'm afraid you don't get to not claim him anymore

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    He bought his way in like the Murdoch assholes and plenty of others.

    But then he got Afrikaners in too, any word on how many actually came, since their real aim was taking more power in South Africa?

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Look . . . mistakes were made, okay. Yes. There was just SO MUCH COCAINE. We realize that was not a great plan now.

    However, since he rigged our elections ushering naked, if barely literate, fascism, we’d like to return him to the . . . land, or, y’know the seas or whatever, from whence he came.

    Please take all the trucks too. God. So many shitty trucks.

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  • [–] 92 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Dissolve Tesla, dissolve Musk.

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  • [–] 62 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Congrats, London, now you have to deal with Elon too.

    Dude is a Russian asset.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Sure, A good friend of Peter Thiel, who is at the heart of the surveillance state, while Musk himself holds the keys to space.

    This is US policy, supported by all US billionaires. None has financed an impeachment while one would expect the majority to do so.

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    These guys really treat the right as idiots. Please gently remind any right-leaning acquaintances of this if you can. Remind them to use their eyes and ears.

    How to know when you’re being manipulated for someone else’s ends 101. Elon Musk is no one’s friend.

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    Because they are idiots. A small minority of them though is rich and intelligent and the rest are slathering narcissistic morons.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Still remind them that they are being treated like idiots. I feel this may be a useful way to get through to them. No one likes being treated like an idiot. I think this is part of why many on the right are unwilling to let go of epstein. They’re being asked to ignore clear corruption and being told they’re stupid just for believing what is in front of them.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Please gently remind any right-leaning acquaintances of this if you can. Remind them to use their eyes and ears.

    If that’s still an option, you haven’t made it to the finals yet. How is that still an option there.

    Our right drink bleach and eat horse dewormer to get healthy. Then they vote trump. Warning them was cut off years ago.

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  • [–] 45 points 11 months ago

    Was this an awkward gesture too?

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  • [–] 36 points 11 months ago

    'Nazi mouths off at event' is always a distraction.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago

    I don’t have to call for dissolution of Elon Musk. Everyone dies, and he’s no different. He had better speed it along though.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Hopefully he'll stop by a uni

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago

    Me and 5 frends showed up at a Tesla show room to get X shutdown. It's still up but we showed them.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Why can't this guy get kirked already

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Oooo, is this a new verb? I'm here for it.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    He’s too awful to have a competing faction.

    Maybe someone could stake the “Mein Pillow” guy with a free billion to get him in range. Let him start a clown car, space firework, hole-diggin’ conglomerate and buy him an off-fediverse mastodon clone to propagandize his future cult.

    Then, we just let nature take its course.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Just trust the billionaires bro, put the billionaires in power bro, we totally have your best interests at heart bro

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Was he complaining that there is no free speech, while being allowed to say what he wants in public therefore exercising free speech?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    We're still talking about this jackass? Goddamn why won't he just go quietly.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    He’s gonna re-invent himself as a British political (pardon the expression) kingmaker, then get high as fuck in the Westminster bathrooms and pass out onto the door handle so he can walk around with his newly installed PM with a giant bruise on his forehead.

    Stand woozily in the lower house while Question time splashes around in his ears like a Carribean cove.

    Classic Musk. Seriously, no returns. All invasions final.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Fuck Musk. Release the Epstein files

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe this guy's clueless enough to stil believe he's somehow metagaming. I mean, he's giving severe The Golden Path tryhard vibes, right?

    He'd be "that first attempt at the Kwisatz Haderach we don't talk about" in-canon.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Are people still listening to the chief crackpot? I thought we moved past that a while ago when it was proven he was a junkie?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Dumb shit can't even keep track of which country he bought

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    i don't know what encouraged him to start walking around without his kid around his head

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Why can't this fucking loser just stay in his goddamn lane

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Elon is basically a grown up version of veruca salt from Willy wonka

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Free Texas!

    Texas is heavily populated by Mexicans or persons of Mexican descent, many of whom suffer serious cultural discrimination and economic adversity.

    Also, Elon Musk go home and mind your own business.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Does he think Charles even wants that?

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