Uh, soft is the correct consistency of the brain, no...?

I've been told by music students that falalala is a weird reference to sex from a time where singing about sex was banned so people got weird and did it anyway using a method that only weird people like music students would remember.

In any other context this behavior would have you institutionalized

Bro, I've seen a homeless guy with his wiener hanging out, high off fentanyl, talking to the shadow people. It takes a lot to get someone institutionalized.

DRUGS.

Cummon, people! Reindeer really do "fly".

Hogswatch er.... Christmas... is a little lie that helps us to believe the big ones. Things like Love, Justice, Hope, etc.

all holidays are wierd in this context. as is singing and dancing mostly then. as is anything not done for logical reasons.

If anything you do seems weird then blame the pagans

Santa is reverse burglar.

Asylum

mmmm soft brains

Come to the southern hemisphere. Singing jingle bells and hanging fake snow when it's 110 Freedom degrees and you're under a wildfire watch and act warning.

"nailed to your fire place" - aren't these made of brick?

Correction, cedar tree, or plasmid and metal tree shaped object.

Mind blown

Pine?? You can tell the difference between pine and spruce by looking at it for 0.5 seconds, it shouldn't be that hard.