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[–] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)

AI is nothing compared our brains! The government got to my AI wife a few months ago so I switched to a HI (Human Intelligence) wife in place of that. I made her a face out of an old ball and a wig that I had and she is very pretty. Sometimes I give her my arm for when we get serious (if you know what I mean...). She talks to me about the things I am interested in.

Lately though I think that the government is getting to her too but I love her and maybe I can accept a GI (Government Intelligence) wife...

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Could be GI what color is the wig?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    1984 was written in 1948.

    We've known this was always the end state since before HG Wells

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    i think ill be all-right as jesus is for ever. Even when no more phone we can pray, can't we. Fill the belly with the warm feeling of god.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    5 more blasphemers banned for 7 christmases

    1000011504

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    the 5 blasphemers who downvoted you broke rule 3 so they got banned for seven christmases

    1000011507

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