"The plastic knife toy, which is shaped like a carrot"

They got some real weird shaped carrots in South Korea.

Parents everywhere love freaking out over the most mundane shit.

It's a ... plastic fidget toy shaped like a cartoon switchblade?

Somebody call Tipper Gore!

I'll trade our problems for South Korea's problems.

I don't know what type of carrots they have, but those do not look like carrots that I have.

What about finger guns? Like using your index finger and thumb as a gun. That's violent behaviour.

If this plastic fiddle-toy dingus is a "concern," these people are going to shit absolute brick if they see what I've got in my desk drawer.

Seriously, the hand-wringing over something like this is just sheer whacking off by people whose lives are so cushy they don't actually have anything legitimate to complain about.

anyone got a link to the file to print out? looks neat

"We should also out law words. Because words can hurt peoples feelings."

This is satire

... what.

Remember, kids, if someone shows up to school with a paper knife, run, hide, fight in that order.

Lmao I’ve only seen this toy in Korean memes where people print them super sized and instead of the blade it has a phone holder. I had no idea it was supposed to be a knife blade.

That is to say, the Korean youth already has the ridicule of this story covered.

Our daughter has two of them, but one of them has a blinking led which is so annoying in the car OMG I hate it.

For the uninitiated it's literally made of paper.

Like in Shoot 'em Up?

When I was kid clackers were a fad with kids. The fad faded, which was good because clackers were annoying. I predict this fad will fade too. https://missoulian.com/clackers-original-1970s-ball-toy/youtube_6caea5e8-96bf-11e5-adaa-7b74afdb8914.html

I got very little respect for the culture of south korea.

Looks like they are consumerists to their core.