elites trying to skirt their responsibility to die like it was their fair share of the tax burden.

Nicely phrased! A++ would read again.

Testing on a monster called Trumpepstein.

should get a brain transplant asap

Maybe Trump already did

FYI bone marrow can be transplanted.

Yeah realistically society would be fucked if people didn't age. You think we have generational wealth now? Ho boy.

We have better solutions to tyranny than old age. And anti-aging could help prevent a lot of human suffering. Though I doubt it will happen in our lifetimes anyway.

Yes, but the reality is organ transplant is not the same as your own. You're in serious immune drugs for life. You have a lower life expectancy. I don't doubt they would skip the queue, but they would be going from severely ill to at risk, or I'll. Not immortal.

Uyghur what? It's already happening.

"In the past, it used to be rare for someone to be older than 70 and these days they say that at 70 one's still a child," Xi's translator could be heard saying in Russian. An inaudible passage from Putin follows.

It's the BBC printing a translation of a rumor of a partial conversation from two world leaders their parent government hates. Might be worth taking this with a grain of salt.

Nothing western press loves more than doing Ralph Wiggim tier headlines any time a National Enemy gets near a podium.