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[–] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I wish most problems came with a Cancel button.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Mushroom shortage, gotta get the umami from somewhere.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    At least I can blame it on the little shit now and all these so called doctors can stop hassling me about my daytime drinking.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Gonna be ready this time, you little Italian bastard

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I am not scared of 5"1' man

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That "man" smashes bricks with his punches and can jump several times his own height in an instant.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    He can have it. I'm not using it for anything.

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  • the exe named "your liver" sweating

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    He can have it now, I don't need it

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    nah i gave it to luigi for safekeeping

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I survived the last one! Come at me Mario bro!

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  • [+] 1 point 2 years ago
    [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Just enough time

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