My theatre is in a giant mall and owned by the same people who own the food court meaning you can bring anything from the food court into the movies.

I once sat through a movie with tandoori chicken over rice, I'm not sorry.

David Byrne. Stop Making Sense

Has this been a thing in the last 25 years? Maybe it’s cause I used to be a kid and the staff were teens, and now I’m an adult so they don’t bother me and I don’t care. I walk in with a backpack full of food and nobody checks. A man’s gotta eat his beans while watching a movie

My grandma would always sneak in different kinds of candy, soda cans, you name it. God bless grandma.

Well, they won't be once I bring them inside, will they?

I took Chinese food into the theater once

"The less we talk about it, the better..."

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