▲ 776 ▼ The pick-up artist (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [M] to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] VegaLyrae@kbin.social 213 points 2 years ago (3 children) Accidentally made a hot-girl union. Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Apes babes together strong permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) How do you get those crossed out words? Nice comment by the way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dukk@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago Strikethrough, you can get them like ~~this~~ permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 years ago In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It's a blind group date. permalink fedilink source parent [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Competitor to the Attractive Girls Union? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VegaLyrae@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Apes babes together strong permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) How do you get those crossed out words? Nice comment by the way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dukk@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago Strikethrough, you can get them like ~~this~~ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) How do you get those crossed out words? Nice comment by the way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dukk@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago Strikethrough, you can get them like ~~this~~ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dukk@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago Strikethrough, you can get them like ~~this~~ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 years ago In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It's a blind group date. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Competitor to the Attractive Girls Union? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VegaLyrae@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VegaLyrae@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 106 points 2 years ago (3 children) Guy is shooting his shot at a 40-way permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] snipe_at@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (2 children) guy shooting his shotgun permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner permalink fedilink source parent [–] L4rr@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain? permalink fedilink source parent [–] flerp@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies permalink fedilink source parent [–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago Casting a wide net, as they say permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snipe_at@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (2 children) guy shooting his shotgun permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner permalink fedilink source parent [–] L4rr@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner permalink fedilink source parent
[–] L4rr@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] flerp@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago Casting a wide net, as they say permalink fedilink source parent
[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 67 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero 🛐🛐🛐 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero 🛐🛐🛐 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] som@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago (2 children) Bro was aoe farming permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Pulled too much aggro sadly permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I prefer AoE2 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zzx@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago AoE4 is pretty cool too though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Pulled too much aggro sadly permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I prefer AoE2 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zzx@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago AoE4 is pretty cool too though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zzx@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago AoE4 is pretty cool too though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 61 points 2 years ago (1 child) Guys it’s called efficiency permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago No, it's called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago No, it's called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago When getting a date isn't even worth copy pasting to you, you aren't worthy of the tiddies. permalink fedilink source
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago Souls-like difficulty setting. permalink fedilink source
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Better luck next time. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago The Boomhauer method. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago The Boomhauer method. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Man I'm so lost by this permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rosymind@leminal.space 14 points 2 years ago He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rosymind@leminal.space 14 points 2 years ago He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment) permalink fedilink source parent
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