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[–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Get away from me with your pants Satan!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago*

    Stealth !risa@startrek.website meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I've got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

    Smoking all day though.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is this from Mormon Jesus? It looks like it's from Mormon Jesus.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Or alternatively don't put pants on but still get stuff done

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  • [+] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

    You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

    Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

    So what's it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago

    Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

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