First time he's ever cared about his children.

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[–] 97 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Imagine going after someones kids for political reasons, who would do such a thing /s

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Imagine the outrage if a representative showed Congress naked pictures of Ivanka that were stolen from her computer

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Trump might actually show his face in congress to get a view of those.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The pictures were actually stolen from his computer.

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  • [–] 91 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Leave my children alone! Talking to them is devastating to my case!

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Objection your honor! -Trump

    And why is that? - Judge

    Because it's devastating to my cause... - Trump

    Brought to by Ace Ventura Let Detective Liar Liar. Doing God's work since 1997

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    Dude you appointed your kids to public servant roles... It's you that subjected them to this.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It’s just content tailored to his base to make him look oppressed. That’s why he keeps disregarding the gag order too.

    I bet his kids say, "I don’t recall" a thousand times anyway.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Prosecution: "Is this your signature on the bottom of this document that I am now showing to the court?"

    Don Jr.: "I don't recall."

    Defense: "Objection, your honor. My client is blind and can't reasonably testify."

    Judge: "Overruled. Mr. Trump Jr. is clearly not blind. Also, he's not your client.

    Trump, on the steps: "The judge is biased against me! He won't even let my son testify to excommunicate me!"

    *How I expect it to go*

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He's not worried about them. He's worried that his idiot kids won't be able to lie convincingly and it will ruin his defense.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "Eric is too stupid to not bring us all down"

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    As he calls for the prosecution of Hunter Biden for the umpteenth time.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He only cares because he's worried they might sell him out.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    It always strikes me as strange when anyone refers to their 30 or 40+ year old offspring, as children. They aren't remotely children in any way.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    To me, i feel there's a difference between calling someone a child (indicating a youthful connotation) and being someone's child (a familial connotation).

    My children will always be my children, but sometimes my oldest acts like a child.

    If that makes any sense.

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  • [+] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Obviously you don't have kids.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't fly helicopters either. But when I see one stuck in a tree, I know that's not right.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can you just educate yourself to the fact that words have multiple usages, and children both means youth as well as offspring so we don't keep having this retarded conversation?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Do you really believe I don't know individual words are used in different ways?

    I thought it would be obvious, that I just believe useing words with the least ambiguous and narrowest meaning available, is a more clear way to communicate.

    In this case offspring would undeniably be the term to fit the meaning parents want to convey. Continuing to use child is a sign their concept of their offspring hasn't kept up with the current reality. The fact that this behavior is common dosen't mean it's correct and immune from criticism.

    Both it, and your attitude of infallibility, are just two of the many windmills I fight against.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bro do you understand tilting windmills is foolish, and that's the point of the expression?

    You being butthurt about common linguistic usages isn't your valiant struggle, it's your autism acting up

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    You can call them family but that does not specify exactly who they are. Family can refer to brother and sisters or parents as well as your children. It would be pretty common to ask an 80 year old of they have any children. Don't think it really refers to a certain age of the child.

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  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Or what? What's he going to do about it?

    Also: ADULT children.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Could this be considered a threat to the judge or trying to intimidate them?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Leave my children alone! The hot one and the idiot as well. Are there others? Leave them alone!"

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Criminal demands accomplices be left alone.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Second. Don't forget about the time he wanted to fuck Ivanka.

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