Oh cockwaffle

Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.

That twatwaffle looks tasty.

hehehehehehehehehehe

Now make the twatwaffle blueberry

Never thought this'd be this relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BMS6LIw8Q

I can tell you, they're not very good waffles. It was a funny interaction ordering it though.

Can I offer you a nice waffle in this trying time?

As long as it isn't a blue waffle, I'll eat it

Could only find a French dubbed clip

He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.