That line hits a lot differently when it's being said by Jesus Christ wearing a suit of armor.

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[–] 15 points 3 years ago (1 child)

If he is supposed to be Jesus why isn't he blonde?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Jesus was block, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying to you about 9/11.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Nice argument. Unfortunately, I'm inside your walls

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    You've inspired me.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Historically accurate Jesus no less

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Lol my guardian looks similar, more half elf and hair is different colors slightly at the part. Good stuff.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This is going to make the beginning of act 3 really awkward

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'm just about to finish act 1 so I cannot wait to find out what you mean by this

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Let's just say the King of the Jews will soon be known as The Emperor.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    I’m the only one who made my guardian an E-thot?

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