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submitted 2 years ago by EherVielleicht@feddit.de to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This is one of the shittiest post I have seen in quite some time.

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[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de [S] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Thanks.

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Care to share your success story with the class? Speech God damn you speech

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[–] argiope@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

Might want to check your blood sugar.

[–] xrtxn@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Big water is ruining your health!

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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

100% of animal life that drinks water eventually dies

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[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No but see now you get to pee, which feels good. It's just a bonus!

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[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I hear it feels better than getting kidney stones.

Go forth, drink water, and pee clear.

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

And add a few drops of lemon juice.

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[–] calculusqu33n@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

But then i’m thirsty again

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[–] calculusqu33n@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Ok wait but does anyone else have that experience? Feel thirsty, go to the bathroom, & immediately after feel thirsty again? Lmfao

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

everyone immediately jumps to claiming diabetes but i wonder if it's also just a high metabolism thing, like i eat like a horse even if i'm just sitting in front of the pc all day (and i don't gaint weight) and considering that it takes water to digest food it would make sense that i just inherently need more water.

whereas someone who eats like half a burger per day should sensibly feel barely any need to drink

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[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

This is me except I'm usually not thirsty, I just have bad self control if I have a drink near me. Doesn't matter if I'm thirsty or not, I'll compulsively drink water until it's all gone. I've nearly given myself water intoxication a few times lol

[–] NoTittyPicsPlz@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Put a pinch Himalayan salt in your water. If you're drinking a lot of water but still thirsty and peeing a lot it usually means you're low on electrolytes.

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It could also be untreated diabetes. So that's fun. But it's not the most likely reason you're peeing a lot. Just a possible reason.

Also it doesn't need to be Himalayan salt. Literally any salt will do. I keep no sugar propel around and use at least one a day.

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[–] NoTittyPicsPlz@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, if you are drinking a ton of water and also electrolytes and you're still peeing constantly you need to see your doctor ASAP

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[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g

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[–] Deiskos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

https://youtube.com/shorts/DojxcJ8UVgo

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[–] Forester@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

Go see an endocrinologist now