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[–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

From a post on the forums for Order of the Stick:

“Calling a wizard a sorcerer is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they were naturally gifted.”

“Calling a wizard a warlock is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they gave the dean a BJ behind the Arby’s.”

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ooh, let me try:

    Calling a wizard a bard is like telling a college graduate they only passed because their professors thought they were sexy

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Whatever nerd.

    You just hate me cause you ain’t me.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    And then there are the arcanists, born into power and learning more.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    A sorcerer is the spoiled rich kid of the d&d world. Imma eat it.

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