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She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive
For these "security questions" I always make a nonsense answer and record it in my password manager.
Q: "Name of your first love"
A: pizza
You say nonsense, but only give a sensible example
Same here.
Q: What's your mom's maiden name?
A: She died in a horrific fire last year
😀
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What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you like to eat?

True love like this, makes me tear up every time.
The answer to all three of your questions is "Gary"


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