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[+] 120 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    Modeling job at shutterstock already had me

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    For these "security questions" I always make a nonsense answer and record it in my password manager.

    Q: "Name of your first love"

    A: pizza

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You have subscribed to red flag facts! 🚩:
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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    She just wants to tell you your porn star name

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What's your name?
    Where do you live?
    What do you like to eat?
    

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Need the last 4 digits of your SSN too

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    True love like this, makes me tear up every time.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The answer to all three of your questions is "Gary"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Everyone shut up!

    Let it happen..... This is a canon event for him....

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    And yet she didn't ask him about his highschool mascot.

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  • [+] 0 points 1 year ago