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[–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "Squeeze my handle harder, and I might just tell you what class type the fire is."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Ok, now I want one. Pi powered CV to identify fire, and maybe figure out a way to identify what type of fire.

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