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[–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh hey there's a chocolate bar coming out of its mouth!

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This feels very pre 2019. I'm programmed to just think about the lawsuits now and can't even get to the joke part.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    The guy answering the door has clearly opted for "trick."

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Indecent exposure towards minors. How to end your career in one easy step.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    "I think there are Snickers bars left at the bottom. You just have to reach as far as you can go."

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Goatse, just make sure to reach in with both hands.

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