I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any
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Green
I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That'll just make people leave me alone.
I can't handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we're intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.
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So seither i embaress myself everytime i shit or nothing happens?
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Jokes on you, I do both
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I already scream when I poop. It's not that big of a deal.
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Poop scream would be fun.
Green.
There are ways to dampen and quiet down the screaming.
Since you probably always poop alone, you can use external tools and no one will know.
So green can with experimenting and time lead to almost no side effects.
Red
Added bonus: I'll never cry.
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Wait, you’re telling me poop screams aren’t normal?
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I don't remember clicking those both buttons at the same time ... :|
What if I already do this?
I choose death
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Lol crying during sex can be cathartic
So I only need to do one of these anymore? Thats improvement
Yes!
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