They've been making the news, I've heard the tacos are amazing

Oh, FFS...

As a lifelong Texan, I am suitably embarrassed and chastised that this bullshit even exists...

The depths to which my state has fallen... 🤦‍♀️ 🙄 🖕

A Lebanese immigrant named Roland Beainy reportedly opened the restaurant chain, "Trump Burger," featuring burgers branded with the president's name, American flags, and joke items themed around his Democratic rivals.

A lot of what Trump has done over his life is to promote his brand and license it. This doesn't sound like the burger guy is licensing the thing, and I'm not sure that Trump is going to be okay with the burger guy doing this sans license.

Can't wait until we hear this immigrant is deported and his defense is he thought they wouldn't come after him.

Burgers? I thought he was a taco kind of guy.

The comments section, as expected from Fox News, is an utter disaster. One highlight is a "Trump philosopher" that has "deeply studied Trump's policies and has found nothing any reasonable American should disagree with".

Can I add Rape Sauce? Felon Fries? Traitor Tots?

Uses Blue Bell ice cream. Ha ha. That's on brand for Republicans killing their base to own the libs.

Is medium rare even an option, or are the doneness levels just named by types of leather?

This will never not be a fart burger to me. If you like eating farts, have at it.

this guy is a mega grifter

I was gonna ask you to bite the bullet and do a food review, but it seems that the article thoughtfully anticipated that and included some.

It was boring and straightforward - the only reason to patronize this restaurant over others is its atmosphere of fawning jingoism and political backbiting.

but do they have chicken tacos?

It'd be hilarious if a bunch of people got food poisoning

Do you have an option with a vegan patty?

[2 secs later]

running away while customers and workers are sooting at me