House Republicans haven’t been terribly successful at many things this year. They struggled to keep the government open and to keep the United States from defaulting on its debt. They’ve even struggled at times on basic votes to keep the chamber functioning. But they have been very good at one thing: regicide.

On Friday, Republicans dethroned Jim Jordan as their designated Speaker, making him the third party leader to be ousted this month. First, there was Kevin McCarthy, who required 15 different ballots to even be elected Speaker and was removed from office by a right-wing rebellion at the beginning of October. Then, after a majority of Republicans voted to make McCarthy’s No. 2, Steve Scalise, his successor, a number of Republicans announced that they, too, would torpedo his candidacy and back Jordan instead. Finally, once Republicans finally turned to Jordan as their candidate, the largest rebellion yet blocked him from becoming Speaker. After losing three successive votes on the floor, the firebrand lost an internal vote to keep his position as Speaker designate on Friday.

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[–] 158 points 2 years ago (1 child)

The Republicans started an ill-advised conflict without an exit strategy? Who could've seen that coming!

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Surprisingly (and I think this is the problem), none of them.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    The ones who voted against McCarthy’s ouster might have seen this coming. (Though plenty just wanted to keep the shitty status quo that was keeping Ukraine unfunded).

    I was really nervous that the Dems fucked up in voting him out, and that we’d end up with a worse speaker (like Jordan), but been pleasantly relieved by the holdouts who seem to want a slightly less insane speaker.

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  • [–] 138 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    They’ve even struggled at times on basic votes to keep the chamber functioning.

    You seem to be assuming that proper functioning was their goal. They were sent there to tear it all down, which is precisely what they did. Never forget that they play by an entirely different set of rules.

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  • [–] 79 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Not to mention all of their dysfunction and obstruction is just a smoke screen so the wealthy can continue extracting wealth from our economy and offshoring it. Republicans are in government to ensure that the status quo does not change unless it's for the benefit of the ultra wealthy or fundamentally religious.

    The Republican end game is to turn the USA into something resembling Mexico or India where the wealthy can do whatever they like at our expense.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Except that many who support it do not know that is the goal. They think it's about morality somehow, like abortion=murder but somehow school shootings are meh, whatever.

    Religion getting involved in politics doesn't always lead to a bad outcome - e.g. that's how slaves were freed in the UK - but it sure does create a pipeline where people can be fed whatever misinformation, anti-vax, anti-science, anti-facts, etc. Ironically Jesus Himself says things like "don't put heavy burdens onto others without offering to help them", "workers deserve their (living) wages,... that very same day that they work even so don't withhold it for days just bc it is convenient for you - they also have needs and you must be considerate of them", and my personal favorite, "test EVERYTHING against what you KNOW to be true" i.e. be skeptical, but unfortunately Christians aren't listening to Jesus anymore so much as whatever they are fed from the pulpit.:-(

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    [–] 109 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Less that they don't know HOW to end it and more that they don't WANT it to end.

    They are perfectly happy with a non-functional government, it's what they have wanted all along. The less that actively gets done, the happier they are.

    Look at Jim Jordan - 16 years in the House, ZERO bills passed.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I feel like they have gone too far off the deep end recently. You have to present some modicum of competency to get elected, usually, even if you just plan on shitting the place up.

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    [–] 81 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They struggled to keep the government open and to keep the United States from defaulting on its debt.

    Writer seems to misunderstand, it was never the goal of the Republicans to do either of those things. Those were threats they were making unless they got their way.

    Frankly if Republicans are caught in a war, civil or otherwise, that they themselves started, they should just look to their role models through history for guidance. Lose the war, surrender, and maybe go out on their own terms in a bunker somewhere.

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    [–] 60 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Republicans Started a Civil War They Don’t Know How to End

    Anybody with a tiny knowledge of American history will know how to end it. Just look at how we ended the American Civil War, and then do the same to MAGA. Appeasing them doesn't work. Fight them directly. Eject them from the GOP and force them to start their own party. Find your own people to run against them in their districts and campaign hard. Get rid of MAGA like the plague it is.

    I'm sure they're afraid that Democrats will take advantage of the situation and gain more power. During the American Civil War, France invaded Mexico because it had the opportunity while the US was distracted. But the US had no choice but to focus on our own issues. All that other stuff had to wait while we sorted our own shit out.

    The same thing goes for the GOP. They'll have to work with the Democrats to get anything done at least until they can sort their shit out. This is one of those situations where the moral solution aligns very well with the practical solution.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I mean I get what you're saying, but this was their solution. They aligned themselves with these nutjobs precisely because they saw the demographic shift in the US and feared they would never win another election. There is no second-place, as far as they're concerned. This is what 'at-all-costs' looks like. It was this or political irrelevance. Changing their values meant losing their identity, which would be equivalant to death.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Eject them from the GOP

    this would require republicans to grow a spin (not likely given their opposition to stem cell treatments) or have a sense of basic decency, love for their country, all things we know the GOP will not manage any time soon.

    We should reanimate Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt and just turn them loose on the caucus.

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    [–] 50 points 2 years ago

    You know when magas have been promising another civil war, I didn’t predict it was going to be amongst themselves like this. But they did warn us it was coming.

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    I mean, the only way for it to ever end was total fascist victory or total Republican destruction. There was no other endgame, and they had to know that. Which makes what they were hoping for obvious. Thankfully they were never going to win it fair and square, and their cheats aren't working for now. Hopefully this is the last gasp for the GOP.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    So... If the GOP crumbles, do we get a new Left of Left I can vote for? You know, someone that actually wants to fund the elderly and healthcare and basic human rights, stop the war on drugs?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My "if I could wave a political magic wand" solution would be:

    1. The Republicans all but disappear. Maybe they would get 1% of the vote every election cycle, but nobody would take their candidate seriously. They'd get, at most, one piece per election cycle saying "looks like the Republicans are running a Nazi Klansman who wears his hood and waves around a Nazi flag at every event. And on actually important political news..."

    2. The Democratic party would split. One faction would be the Centrists. They would effectively be a "conservative" party in that they would be to the right. However, they would support LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, etc. They might not support universal healthcare via Medicare For All, but they'd want as many people to have affordable health care and health insurance.

    3. The Progressives would split off from the Centrists. They would push for things like Medicare for All and other major policy changes.

    4. First Past The Post would get replaced with Ranked Choice or Approval Voting so that third parties could thrive. I prefer Ranked Choice, but Approval Voting is likely easier for the masses. In fact, they pretty much use it all the time on social media. "If you want to vote for Jack Johnson, click the 'like' button next to his name. If you want to vote for John Jackson, click the 'like' button next to HIS name."

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Someday, maybe, someday they'll learn that leading often includes making the tough decision. Which includes compromise and gasp dealing with Democrats!

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    “My vote counted less than everyone else’s vote,” said Don Bacon, an anti-Jordan moderate from Nebraska. “In America, all of our votes count the same.”

    This is an ironic complaint coming from the Senator from Nebraska (population 2,000,000). His constituents enjoy Senatorial votes that are ten times more impactful than a resident of New York (population 20,000,000)

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    That, and generally republicans proudly support the electoral college, a system that intentionally weighs votes unequally, and destroys any chance of 3rd party candidates. So it is double ironic.

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The 1st American Civil War never ended, it just went cold for a few decades. It started heating up again with Nixon's "Southern Strategy", and has just been getting hotter ever since.

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago*

    Republicans, being hoisted: "wtf, that's MY petard!"

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can't we just move on without them? They're bad for America anyways.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    He's not a "firebrand", he's a piece of shit

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Republicans: Drain the Swamp... into Congress?

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Have we ever had a government shutdown during a general election?

    With how clearly this lays at the feet of the gop, how bad will this make them suffer if the government isn’t open during the election? What happens to the election even?

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Republicans have shut down Congress, this was their only goal, and they've been 100% successful in achieving it.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    epublicans

    Are they generally rejecting their own “R” now as well?

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    the only solution: fight to the death. let C-SPAN air it

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