I worked in recycling and we regularly got sued for noise pollution because trash is separated 24/7 where I live. So you need a huge loader to collect and bring it to the sorting machine and if a bottle is full with air and not squeezed the loader drives over it and it booms with ~95-130db. Ty for squeezing your bottles in the future 👉🏼👈🏼

Can't a motherfucker hydrate with force anymore?

WHY? Is gravity not fast enough for you? Do you enjoy the crinkly noise?

Yes, and yes. I also occasionally enjoy the feeling of it slushing with force into my mouth (insert innuendo here). It's a mix of basically a kind of stimming, and the fact that I am genuinely really fast at drinking stuff - helped me win some drinking games, too, when I was still drinking alcohol in my youth.

Also, crinkling them up after the fact makes them take less space in the trash, in addition to feeling satisfying to do.

I try to use metal/glass bottles as much as I can but when I drink from a plastic one I will squeeze it when it's empty (and put the cap back on) so it will waste less space in the recycling bin so we can (me and other people) can put more stuff in the recycling bin.

Exactly like I will flatten packages I want to throw away.

They don't live in a place with bottle deposit, so they're taking out their understandable frustration over this on the poor bottle.

Crinkle

I usually get the water in really thin plastic with sport tops which are impossible to drink without the crink.

Sport tops because if I'm buying water I'm on my way to do something active and they are less spillable.

On a side note, the hard plastic bottles impart a really gross taste. Aquafina is sometimes okay while cold, but once it hits room temperature it tastes like plastic. Dasani always tastes like plastic ass.

Everyone knows that if you squeeze, it will cum faster!

Speaking for myself, if I'm drinking fast enough the bottle will crush itself as the internal pressure drops. It's part of the reason I prefer self venting bottles to single use bottles. They don't crush and I can get water out of the fast enough if Im really thirsty.

You got it in one. Gravity isn't fast enough.

to get the microplastics into them faster

I avoid using single use bottles, but when I do, I often crush them after I'm finished to save space, so they don't blow away and roll around as easily, and to save space in the recycling.

Gotta make sure you get as much plastic as you can out of that sip

No, it's not fast enough. I'm not here to sip, I'm here to hydrate.

Squeezing out the water is simply a satisfying tactile experience.

I think there are several logical reasons. First they may just like the small display of strength. Second, they could like the sound. Third, they could be compacting it to take less space in the trash/recycling.

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