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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill (www.ktvu.com)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca
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[–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."

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    • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!

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    • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    “Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk

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    [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    Kind of based ngl

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