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[–] 47 points 2 years ago (4 children)
  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Guitarist: the liquid is whiskey

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm a brassist and that stuff usually ends up on your or your neighbors shoes and clothes, or the floor.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Trumpet players dumping their spit valves on the floor all around their feet never ceases to disgust me lol

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Pianist here, can confirm.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Violist and yes, this is accurate

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Mind explaining that one? I came to the comments specifically to see why violinists would say that.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I think it’s a joke about how there are never parts for the viola.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Not really; if you ask a brass player, violists have more than enough to do. I meant it more like a standard viola joke that there is nothing going on in their heads :P

    edit: fixed typo
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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why are they known for being dumb?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago

    The violin is a lot more prestigeful and has more difficult parts than the viola, so violinists kind of see them as those who wanted to play the violin but weren't good enough. I guess it actually has to do more with the fact that nobody ever notices the viola since they are awkwardly in the middle, and that they therefore have less motivation to bother to count bars or play correctly in general. Either way they do tend to either forget to play or play the wrong notes every once in a while.

    More information at Wikipedia.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I was having a good time checking each one out, then the I got to the bassoonist and lost it.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Another pic you didn't ask for (bonus points if you can name the piece)

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    The notes make me want to say Alhambra, but the pieces of text I see look more like the man with no name theme

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    C'mon, it's about the most famous bassoon solo there is

    (hint: it's in tenor clef)

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    ewwwwww brassist 😵‍💫 lololol

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    + for percussionist :)

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