Oh yes please.

Please do.

Don't stop with Europe, Dilbert Stark! Get out of Africa, Asia, South America, Oceania, and eventually North America as well!

When can the media just admit destroying Twitter was his plan all along?

With it very quickly starting to become a cesspit, please do. Maybe then more Europeans would adopt Mastodon to get their Twitter fix.

How to create a failed social media platform.

First start with a popular social media platform.

Then let Musk run it for a couple years.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Oh so this is this week attention grabbing statement from Musk regarding Twitter?

All he wants is attention. This is not happening, like most of stuff he has said during the last months. Paywall and whatnot.

Move on and ignore the guy.

How things used to work 15 years ago, in general:

Government: "You must do the responsible thing!"
Billionaire: "I'll just move my business to some other country."
Government: "Noooo!"

How things work for Elon Musk:

Government: "You must do the responsible thing!"
Elon: "Fine, I'll make it so that this service isn't available on your entire continent."
Government: "..."
Elon: "You were supposed to go 'Noooo!'"
Govenment: "..."
Elon: "Not having access to Twitter is a bad thing, isn't it?"
Government: "..."
Elon: "Guys?"
Government: "...Just go, it's not like anyone cares about the damn thing."

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Do it! Thank you in advance!

Just shut it down already…

The daily musk spam from enough musk spam

With it very quickly starting to become a cesspit, please do. Maybe then more Europeans would adopt Mastodon to get their Twitter fix.

Well, guess I'll just move somewhere else then