I don’t even need that for an endless update or computer locked up scenario. My work-issued laptop has those features built in!

*fakeupdate.net cannot be hold accountable if office is entirely outfitted with MacBooks or Linux devices.

What do you think about this fake broken screen prank too?

Please tell me it sits at 100% forever!

I just slack off and anyone who has an issue can fuck off.

Hey boss i couldnt finish that report its been updating for 3 hours now, see?

Sloppypuppy, you have a mac…

Ohh fuck

we don't use windows

Then collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.

Crickets