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[–] 12 points 2 years ago

lightsaber "accident"

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sounds like a superhero origin story. Are you sure she's dead and not living her best life boning other superheroes?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    "My wife died in a tragic blimp accident."

    "Goodyear?"

    "No, it was terrible."

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)