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[–] 58 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I'd like to report in as someone at the end of that process and is actually making good money.

Now I need:

More time to hang out with friends and family. πŸ₯²

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Thinking you need more money does not mean you're greedy though.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    For real. I have a lot of problems right now, and there's not a single one of those problems that can't be solved with an adequate amount of money.

    I, like I think a lot of people, fantasize about winning the lottery not because I'm desperate to live in a mansion or to have a $500k sports car in my driveway, but because I dream of watching all my problems absolutely evaporate before my eyes.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    I have a disability and I'm a student so I have zero physical or mental energy to have a job next to my almost full time study. I used to just be broke all the time. I found out there's a city government fund for people exactly like me, and it honestly so fucking crazy what that extra 300 euros a month does. It's not just that I can afford necessities and something fun once in a while but it gives so much peace of mind. One of my cats was sick a few months ago and I could just take her to the vet and have her blood work done without having to stress about it.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    xactly. Any other problems are usually self made or if not then the money still can ameliorate them greatly. Like being crippled. Better to have a nice house, someone to come clean, with stair lift and such than to be on the streets with a tiny tim crutch.

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  • [+] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Over-consumption loop.

    You work hard for money -> so you buy unnecessary stuff since you earned it -> you have no money -> you work hard for money...

    I have quit this loop by limiting my consumption to minimum. My friends ask me why don't I buy X if I can easily afford it and it will make my life better. Well, not better enough to justify waste of both my money/time and Earth's resources to manufacture something.

    Also over-consumption is a fuel to capitalist dystopia.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Becomes a billionaire: ... NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!!!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Corporations when they only made 1 billion gajillion shmillion dollars net profit last year

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Capitalism moment

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

    Step 2: ICE BATH

    step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

    Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

    Step 5: GRIND

    Step 6: p90x

    Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

    Step 8: GYM

    Step 9: GOGGINS!

    Step 10: MARATHON

    STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

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    STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

    AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other's out of their money

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Here you can have my money πŸ’°πŸ’°

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    How I've felt lately. Smh

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    this is the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Its tough being a counterfeitter

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This post made by Dutch Van der Linde

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

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    I just need to make more money

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I feel this. It's kind of addicting to chase a bigger paycheck. I actually talk about it a lot in therapy and it's been helpful.

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