This is a real thing I do. It feels weird if the weight of the carton isn't evenly balanced when I take it from the fridge.

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[–] 75 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    According to this I am chaotic neutral, not sure what that means? I aim to balance the weight evenly, when pulling out of the fridge, the carton stays level.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Chaotic good here.

    Yep, I'm an Autist.

    ... Also had a mom with pretty severe OCD, so I always remember that 'good enough is good enough', in scenarios like this.

    EDIT:

    ... Also also, I find the lawful evil solution to be utterly diabolical and actually makes me angry just being exposed to it conceptually... which I guess does make sense, opposite sections of the chart.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I disagree with most of those. Lawful neutral is evil for example, as it imbalances the carton away from the hinge.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Knowing Randall, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually got his own DnD group, or conducted some sort of poll, where he actually asked people already in certain alignment categories to describe their own egg carton balancing patterns... or lack thereof.

    That would come closer to the actual alignments self representing...

    But also I have no idea, this is just my head canon now rofl.

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    [–] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    it's just sensible. if you take from one end, you run the risk of unexpectedly grabbing the 'light end' and accidentally dropping the partial carton on the floor next time you take it out of the fridge.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You try to take the egg carton out of the fridge and it's unbalanced ONE TIME...

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    The problem now is living with someone who doesn’t do this and then you expect it to be balanced because you take the time and effort to be precise as a show of appreciation for the others around you so they don’t befall the same fate that YOU now must suffer as you discover the eggs are now unbalanced and they spill all over the floor, because they didn’t happen to hyper focus these exact thoughts and how could they be so inconsiderate after you put in so much effort to focus on this to prevent this exact situation

    Bro life is too exhausting wtf

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I do this and I am not austic.

    I might have picked it up from this guy.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Huh... I do this too. I like the box to be balanced when I take it outta the fridge.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I do also balance the carton. Not always absolute symmetry but don't want someone to drop them.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I do this because the weight distribution is even so i don’t drop the carton when grabbing it out of the fridge again

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I do this too for weight distribution, but I don't make sure it's symmetrical. I'm worried someone in my family will be surprised by the uneven weight of the carton when they pull it off the shelf and drop it.

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  • [+] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
    [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    now kick your egg balancing autism into high gear to start balancing electrons on atoms to discover new elements.

    or balance the number of molecules to create a new type of crystal that cures cancer.

    or...you get the picture.

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    This is the way!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I think with this carton you can get a weight-balanced arrangement for any number of eggs except one and seventeen. So whatever you do at the start and end of the carton, it better involve at least two eggs

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    YOU'RE A GENIUS ! I take eggs out starting by one end and it always feels super weird to have an unbalanced carton, I'll have to try your method.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I'm positive there is a correlation between ocd and autism. This seems like it's hinting at a more ocd thing. Still it's not entirely irrational itself.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    There's another way to egg?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    not autistic but I picked up a very unbalanced egg carton once and realized we shouldn't have unbalanced egg cartons. it's just sensible.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Balance is everything, I don't want the carton to flip on me cause the eggs are placed randomly

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ngl I'm too lazy to do this and just take eggs out from right to left. I always put the carton back in the fridge the same way so the weight is always on the end I grab.

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How are you going to rearrange the eggs when you take out the next egg?

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    When it must be inbalanced due to the number of eggs, as long as the extra weight is towards the hinge then it retains the safety benefits of being balanced.

    Since I get eggs while holding the carton I tend to take from the 'outside' row first, starting at the ends, and work my way into the center by the hinge. This puts the weight in the hand I'm using to hold the carton and works well even for 18 and 24 count cartons. If I set the carton down before yoinking eggs, I would go for more balance.

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  • T'was the tism m'lord

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And if you are left with a prime number of eggs?

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Huh, maybe I should give it a try…..

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I guess a three-egg omelette is out of the question then

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Symmeggrical

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Whoa look at Mr moneybags here, flexing with an 18 eggs container

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I remember my sister dropping the last of the eggs casue one side was heavy. She was so upset.

    Why do this.

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