It's long pork

That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds

The rashers are unnervingly straight, it's okay it must be turkey bacon

It's how they recycle their dead.

Projectile breakfast, how efficient!

Its human bacon.

So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”

Soylent Green for pigs