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[–] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Please don't jump to conclusions yet. This has been observed in European common frogs so if your advances towards, say, Tasmanian toad, have been refused and the toad appears to be dead, it might be, in fact, dead.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'll fuck it anyway, just in case...

    No, wait, I mean ...

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Now, I know why women I approach were inexplicably dead. They weren't dead, they were playing dead to avoid me.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Ladies, men hate this one simple trick!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Sounds like my wedding night!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Same girly, same

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