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submitted 2 years ago by to c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world
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[–] 10 points 2 years ago

...in bed.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    This is not my beautiful house.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    thinks

    😮

    MY SOUFFLE!

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I once got a fortune cookie that said "Beware of cookies bearing fortune"

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    That's their way of saying, "you're about to have food poisoning."

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I’ve either done too much or not enough. Let me think about it more.

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    your finger’s on the trigger

    what’s in front of the gun?

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Lol, yup, that's my life.

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