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[–] 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Genuine questions, how can I kill a child with a fork?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Genuine question, have you ever used a fork before

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I ain't tryna be racist, but--

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    You can also have fun with that one.

    “I’m not racist, but why is the receipt printer at the self checkout always so low?”

    “I’m not racist, but how come there’s no hardware stores close by?”

    Let em spin their wheels trying to figure out what’s racist in a bland question.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?

    Yes. Yes i am.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Similarly, "by your logic" is never followed by anything resembling your logic.

    But "this you?" is a killshot. Deadly accuracy, without fail.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "What? I'm just asking questions."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    fucks sake, thats what I started saying whenever I actually am asking a question.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    "Can we talk about..."

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I say that when I'm about to ask a question that sounds disingenuous but I honestly feel like everyone but me got the memo about it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "don't wanna get political, but..."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    genuine ≠ genius

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Genuine question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)