Genuine questions, how can I kill a child with a fork?
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I ain't tryna be racist, but--
You can also have fun with that one.
“I’m not racist, but why is the receipt printer at the self checkout always so low?”
“I’m not racist, but how come there’s no hardware stores close by?”
Let em spin their wheels trying to figure out what’s racist in a bland question.
Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?
Yes. Yes i am.
OK, but hear me out...
That one drives me nuts.
Similarly, "by your logic" is never followed by anything resembling your logic.
But "this you?" is a killshot. Deadly accuracy, without fail.
"What? I'm just asking questions."
fucks sake, thats what I started saying whenever I actually am asking a question.
I say that when I'm about to ask a question that sounds disingenuous but I honestly feel like everyone but me got the memo about it.
"don't wanna get political, but..."
Genuine question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"I think you'll find..."
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